Christmas Cards for the Psychiatrically Challenged:
Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Dementia: I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas
Narcissistic: Hark, the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...
Paranoid: Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me
Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
Depression: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All Is Flat, All Is Lonely
Passive-Aggressive Personality: On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me (and then took it all away)
Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.
Friday, December 03, 2004
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Those are hilarious. Thanks for sharing. And I bet I could beat you on geezer trivia.
Thanks for the comment - I love to laugh and when I run across something that makes me laugh (or something in my life like my 'fun with food' posting) I'm pleased to share it. Sounds like I brought a smile to your face which is one of my objectives.
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Hilarious, thank you for posting it.
The scary thing is...they all sound like me!
Hahahaha!
Your post is very funny!
Porkchop Miyer
http://pigpen.miyer.com
That was hysterical!!! Love it! Thanks for the laugh!
I'm going to copy to my site and credit back to you, thanks for the cheer!
-Claudia
And just when I thought I was sick of the same Christmas songs...
hi,that was seriously funny...and I was kinda looking for something for obsessive-compulsive disorder but god,I was spared
That was pretty amusing!
Stop! You're killing me!
ROFLMAO!
LLLooooooooL!
that was hilarious!!!! good one!
I was doing a blog search for the term holiday cards to see if I could get any ideas about anything new being offered this year, or to get an idea of what others are doing. I would like to do something different than just sending the same old type of greeting card that I always have. While handmade holiday cards are a lot more expensive I’d love to find where someone is making neat ones to sell, and I would just buy fewer for some special people in my life. My keyword search brought me to Holiday Humor. While it isn’t exactly what I was looking for, I’m glad I found your site. Very interesting read! Happy Holidays!
Christmas is such a fun time of year. While it’s quite expensive sending out Christmas cards, giving gifts and throwing parties, I just love it! It’s also a time for expressing appreciation to people. Although we have never met and never will, I just wanted to extend to you my best for the holidays. I have enjoyed reading your posts. I hope you have a great Christmas.
Happy holidays to you! My how this year has flown! I have been reading your blog for some time now and never have posted a comment but I just wanted to take a moment and wish you the best for the holidays and on into the New Year. I wish I could afford to send Christmas cards to everyone, but I hope this will suffice to let you know you are appreciated.
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